Welp, I’ll be totally honest. We’ve been busy packing, taping, and packing some more for the past few days, and I slacked on today’s blog. Please accept my apologies in the form of 10 potentially amusing facts that you may not previously have know:

1. I wore glasses until I was in 7th grade, when Morgan Barkman accidentally hit me in the face with a basketball during gym class and broke my glasses. (Thanks, Morgan!)

2. I broke a $350 driver once time while hitting balls at the driving range. And it wasn’t my driver. Needless to say, the range owner/maker of fine drivers wasn’t too pleased, and I haven’t shown my face there in three years.

3. Modern art? I don’t get it. I just don’t.

4. Twizzlers are much better when they’re stale. Troof.

5. I like boxed wine! Sue me.

6. Toggles make every coat approximately 17X better.

7. Boy Meets World- BEST SHOW EVER!!!

8. Fact: I wanted to name my firstborn “Cory,” because I liked Boy Meets World so much. (side note- this no longer applies because Matt thought it was weird. I kind of agree.)

9. I like cleaning mirrors, but only with Windex. I’m convinced that nothing works as well as Windex.

10. I am incredibly absentminded. AKA Matt wakes up and has to take the peanut butter and cereal out of the fridge, and remove the milk from the pantry.

Happy Friday!